Don’t run with scissors.
Keep your hands to yourself.
If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze like that.
Don’t make me come in there.
If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can’t go to the store with me.
If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just cleaned the floor.
You have better pray that comes out of the couch.
Because I said so, that’s why.
Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you have an accident.
Just wait until we get home.
One day you will have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.